8 days

So I am leaving in 8 days. I can't wait. And right now I'm not even nervous at all. That's weird because I think I should be. I probably will be when I get on the plane, though. But I got my tickets and my insurance stuff so I'm ready to go. Except I don't speak any Czech, which could cause some hang-ups. But it should be fine. The total air time I will log next week is just a little over 15 hours. Hopefully I will be able to handle that and the massive 9-hour time change with some class. I'm worried because, believe it or not, I tend to get a little cranky on occasion. And since I am traveling with a group of people, I'm going to need to watch myself. And in most groups of people, often there is that one - that person who is oil to my water. Therefore I need to identify and stay away. And for their sake, they had better do the same. Also, I am trying to figure out if I should get hammered before or on the plane so I can sleep it off on the ride. I'm still not convinced that it's a good idea, though. It might just make things worse. It could make things more fun, but it also leads to forgetfulness and I like to be highly aware at all times. So that idea might be out. I guess I'll just take some NyQuil or something. Oh well, minor details. I'm pumped. I wanna leave. And the word 'abbreviate' sure is long for what it means....

Zach Galifianakis