World Cup

As a whole, the French pretty much suck. Like sexy midfielder Franck Ribery, pictured below. The rest of their soccer team, however, does not suck. That is because they have the coolest, hippest and greatest player ever - Mr. Thierry Henry. With tomorrow's World Cup semifinal looming, I am predicting a French victory. Henry will score an unprecedented nine-trick leading France to a 9-2 thrashing of Portugal. And Portugal will score two only because Henry can't play every position. He took out Brazil, so putting up 9 against Portugal should not be a problem.
(That's him!)